someone come and feed me roast turkey.

esmethenotsogreat:

annathemarmotqueen:

why is everyone on tumblr so attractive

how can i be attractive

what’s the html code

is there a tutorial to be attractive

it was on megaupload

TOO SOON

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  • 911: what's your emergency
  • me: please send help asap my boyfriend is stuck
  • 911: ok please stay calm where is he stuck
  • me: in my computer screen